In a world where travel is affordable, safe, and easily attainable by anyone who can save up a few bucks and take a couple days off work, where's the sense of adventure, the sense of danger, the unknown, unpredictable, chaotic elements that really make you feel alive? Well I'm offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience something that few will ever undertake in their miserable lives here on earth.. I'm talking of course about hopping freight trains. As one who lived life as a vagabond, hobo, gutter punk, traveling gypsy, I will be your guide, your scout, your eyes and ears in the world of train riding. This world is exciting, dangerous, and secretive, and other train riders go out of their way to terrify new riders from ever attempting it again. By offering my services I will not only ensure that you are minimizing your chances of getting beat up or put in jail, but also making sure that your experience out there on the open rails is survived, and not spent in a jail cell. Many have attempted to hop a train, many have failed, do you have what it takes?
I will charge depending on how able you are, how many people you are wanting to travel with, how much you are supplying, and how long you want to go, and where you want to go. This isn't going to be cheap, but then again, no one offers this. I'm going to not only be risking my freedom, but my life, my very identity are going to be put at risk, because of the secretive nature of the train riding community. serious inquiries only, this is not for the faint of heart
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