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Nigerian Dwarf goats 1/1/26 2/17/26 - $100 (Hamilton)
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"Self-Propelled Weed Eater"
High-Performance, Multi-Terrain Landscaping Robots
Model: Nigerian Dwarf (The "Pocket Edition" of goats).
Features:
Zero-Turn Radius: Especially when they see a treat bag.
Eco-Friendly: Converts unwanted weeds and leaves into nutrient-rich garden fertilizer.
Noise Cancellation: None. They will actually provide a 24/7 soundtrack of "Maaaa!" whenever they suspect you have snacks.
Maintenance: Low. Requires a sturdy shed and at least one other goat "buddy" to prevent them from staging a coup in your living room.
ISO New Staff for Group of Miniature Chaos-Demons
Do you have too much silence in your life? Do you find your trampoline is "too clean"? We have the solution. We are rehoming a small herd of Nigerian Dwarves.
Skill Set: Master climbers
Personality: Like a dog, but with hooves and a thirst for climbing your car.
Special Ability: Can look so cute while eating your favorite rosebushes that you won't even be mad (okay, maybe a little mad).
Get Your Own Pocket Milk Factory
Looking for high-quality dairy without the 1,500lb animal? Meet the Nigerian Dwarf.
The Stats: Up to two quarts of milk daily with 10% more protein and butterfat than "regular" goats.
The Catch: They are roughly the size of a medium dog and twice as stubborn.
Diet: Loves watermelon, pumpkins, and basically anything crunchy that isn't supposed to be eaten.
Also just born 2/17 male ($125), and female ($175)